ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is
girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

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nestingcas:

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again

beerito:

follow for more complaining

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

"My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me."
— Unknown (via punksnouis)