kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

exoticwild:

I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

gayprobably:

r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt

that-is-so-aria:

Do yourself a favor and follow this spectacular woman and the flickers of her luminous mind on twitter now. @SleepintheGardn

tardis-in-221b-baker-street:

A moment of silence for the poor students who were in Harry’s year and only wanted a normal Hogwarts education.

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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