smack that ass from 8 feet away
gotta love that disney tried to represent zeus as a wholesome family man when in reality he was like “it’s got a heartbeat? ill do it”
Yes. In “reality” Zeus was such a sex crazed deity.
shut up you idiot dick ass shit idiot face
Imagine Dragons were pretty popular this year. I guess you could say they were radio active.
I thought this was funny I see how it is
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
i wonder if ill be blogging as an old person in a nursing home on my iphone 4000
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book